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Out-of-Office Message Goodness

In the spirit of wasting time, I captured some of the highlights from the slew of out of office messages I received this week from work. Any emphasis is from the original. All typos intact:

Hello, Thank you for your email. I will be out of the office from November 23rd to November 28th to observe the holiday.

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I will be out of the office until March.

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Hello and thank you for your email.  Today is Thursday, December 22nd and I am out of the office for the holidays with limited access to email and voicemail.  I will be back on Tuesday, January 3rd and will reply to your email immediately. 

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Hello, thank you for your email. I am currently away from my desk until Tuesday, January 10th. I will return all voicemails and emails in the order that they are received. Thank you very much for your understanding and have a beautiful day.

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Hello and sorry I missed you! I will be out of the office beginning Thursday, December 22nd and will return Tuesday, January 3rd. 

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I apologize I am unable to return your correspondence.

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Thank you for your email. I will be out of the office Thursday, December 22nd, 2011 thru Monday, January 3rd. Your email will be returned in the order received.

If you require immidate assistance, please contact …

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I am currently out of the office and will have limited acces to my email.

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Thank you for your email. I am out of the office Wednesday, October 12th and will return emails in the order they are received upon my return on Thursday, October 13th.

30 December 2011 ·

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