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Feb 20

Started my Presidents’ Day with a hike on Pinnacle Peak with my bride.

Started my Presidents’ Day with a hike on Pinnacle Peak with my bride.

Jan 30

From “What the Hell is This New Macworld?”, on Esquire.com.

From “What the Hell is This New Macworld?”, on Esquire.com.

Jan 13

Why I love Twitter. Thanks, Harry Shearer!

Why I love Twitter. Thanks, Harry Shearer!

Jan 12

Harsh.

Harsh.

Jan 11

Jan 09

My first car, the 1974 Dodge Dart. After reading that Dodge is resurrecting the Dart, I scrambled to find a photo somewhere — anywhere — of the ‘74 Dodge Dart Swinger I inherited from my grandma.
Good times.

My first car, the 1974 Dodge Dart. After reading that Dodge is resurrecting the Dart, I scrambled to find a photo somewhere — anywhere — of the ‘74 Dodge Dart Swinger I inherited from my grandma.

Good times.

Jan 08

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Jan 02

Today’s Amazon music purchase:  Tony Bennett: Duets An American Classic

Today’s Amazon music purchase: Tony Bennett: Duets An American Classic

Dec 31

This is why I live here.

This is why I live here.

Dec 30

Out-of-Office Message Goodness

In the spirit of wasting time, I captured some of the highlights from the slew of out of office messages I received this week from work. Any emphasis is from the original. All typos intact:

Hello, Thank you for your email. I will be out of the office from November 23rd to November 28th to observe the holiday.

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I will be out of the office until March.

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Hello and thank you for your email.  Today is Thursday, December 22nd and I am out of the office for the holidays with limited access to email and voicemail.  I will be back on Tuesday, January 3rd and will reply to your email immediately. 

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Hello, thank you for your email. I am currently away from my desk until Tuesday, January 10th. I will return all voicemails and emails in the order that they are received. Thank you very much for your understanding and have a beautiful day.

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Hello and sorry I missed you! I will be out of the office beginning Thursday, December 22nd and will return Tuesday, January 3rd. 

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I apologize I am unable to return your correspondence.

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Thank you for your email. I will be out of the office Thursday, December 22nd, 2011 thru Monday, January 3rd. Your email will be returned in the order received.

If you require immidate assistance, please contact …

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I am currently out of the office and will have limited acces to my email.

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Thank you for your email. I am out of the office Wednesday, October 12th and will return emails in the order they are received upon my return on Thursday, October 13th.